Monday, January 19, 2009

Game Time: If I Were....I'd Be...

A Plane
... stuck in a holding pattern

A Pond
... stagnant

A Bird
... who cares, but it's wings are clipped

A Truck
... spinning my wheels

An Animal
...definitely a Sloth! Just hanging around, not going anywhere fast. Ha ha, that's a mental picture for you!

Actually, perhaps I should take a cue from Mr Sloth. He doesn't seem too upset to just let it be. Touche!


6 comments:

  1. Ooh, goodie! Can anyone play?

    A Plane
    ...flying towards a flock of geese.

    A Pond
    ...brewing with diseased amphibious creatures.

    A Bird
    ...one of the geese mentioned in the plane entry.

    A Truck
    ...hydroplaning on black ice towards a fireworks factory...did I mention I'm an oil tanker?

    An Animal
    ...a panda, because everybody loves pandas!!! :)

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  2. HAHAHAHHahahaha! I love it when people play!!!

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  3. Smiley sloth. My turn!

    A Plane.
    ... flying off-route and delayed, landing eventually in Reno instead of Houston.

    A Pond.
    ... froggy, definitely not the Monet-kind, with one of those nets stretched across it to stop silly hedgehogs from tumbling in.

    A Bird.
    ... a cuckoo.

    A Truck.
    ... delivering French champagne, destined to collide with an articulated lorry. The streets run with wine and children gleefully splash in the most expensive puddles they have ever experienced.

    An Animal.
    ... cliched answer but a house cat. The kind that sews its hair everywhere, wraps itself around your shoulders and purrs for catnip, buggers off for the whole of the night and returns come morning to sleep all day in the most comfortable bed available. Basically, a lovable nuisance.

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  4. That Sloth is pretty cute...looks like he's posing...he's a poser!!!! A very cute poser!!! Oppps...did I step out of turn...what do I do??? Sheeesh...let's see here.

    A Plane.
    ... is a fly trap when stuck on the runway, no way out!!!

    A Pond
    ...green with algae, brown and dirty...but oh so cool during the hot days of summer...drip...drip!

    A Bird
    ...a big bird...a big yellow bird...a big yellow bird that talks and his best friend lives in a garbage can...who's this big bird?

    A Truck
    ...vroom...vroom.

    An Animal
    ...with four two legs, short front paws, long nose, big ears and eyes, loves to kick box and carries it young in a built in pouch???

    Ok...I stink...LOL!

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  5. Oy, I'm killing myself laughing here!

    You guys are the best!!
    xoxo :)

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  6. Ooooh! Oooooh! My turn!!

    If I were a...

    Plane... I'd be on my 5th layover with delays in between.

    A pond... I'd be flooding over because of the massive amounts of rain (oh wait, that's just because I live in Washington)

    A bird... I'd be a chicken. Just waiting to be slaughtered, too stupid to do anything... and not really able to fly or do anything about it even if I was smart enough.

    A truck... I'd be a ford457263, stuck in the parking lot because no one wants me... gas is too expensive.

    An animal... I'd be a sleepy dog. Bored with life 'cause my owners work all day. Happy to chew a bone.

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